I party too hard...

Sunday, December 2, 2007

This morning I was quite happily walking through the underground on my way to get cash from the bank machine, and when I had completed that task I turned around to walk back into the crowds of people coming from the GO trains…when I tripped over a large sign that was really quite visible and talked to myself for a second about it (the conversation went “oops! oh wow that was swift”). I had reached an understanding with myself about what had happened and was moving onto my next task (getting coffee), when this man came out of nowhere and looked at me and said “are you drunk?!”

And now that I think about it, I really think he was serious :( I was so sleepy and polite at the time I said “no it’s too early”. And I don’t even think I looked directly at him.

And now that I think about it, I should have said in response “are you Bill?!” or something like that, you know, to really make him think. Or I should have faked a loud belch and giggled and said “no, hic!” But I’d actually say the word “hic” instead of making a hiccuping noise.


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